is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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