What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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