I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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