How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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