you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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