For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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