# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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