Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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