Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
