I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize