i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
