So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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