We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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