And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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