just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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