there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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