I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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