she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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