I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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