Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
