"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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