The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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