another moral hangover. fuck.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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