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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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