idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This is classic penis vs brain.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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