first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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