I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize
