If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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