It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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