if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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