I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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