If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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