Do you still have your period?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
this will be a night to untag.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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