I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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