if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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