Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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