Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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