For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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