he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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