I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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