he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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