I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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