We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Shame - the story of my life.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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