I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Come on in and take your pants off
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