So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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