I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You work out of a Hotel?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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