This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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