I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
