In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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