i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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