scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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