She's JV to your varsity
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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