pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
How's work?
Spinning.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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