fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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